Funny Dachshund Mugshot Shirt

Dachshund shirt with a doxie mugshot from the Pawlice Department, a funny wiener dog police lineup tee for dachshund moms and dads living with a long, low repeat offender.

🐾 THE DESIGN
📸 A dachshund in a vintage booking photo, long nose and soft ears, posed against a police height chart and well under the first line
🪧 Holding a Pawlice Department placard with its list of crimes
💬 Charge: [FILL IN the charge on the placard]
🎁 A gift for the doxie mom or dad whose sausage dog has been caught red-pawed more than once

👕 THE SHIRT
🧵 Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee in 100% ring-spun, ethically grown US cotton
🪶 Medium weight at 6.1 oz per square yard, relaxed fit with a crew neckline
🪡 Double-needle stitching and no side seams, so it holds its shape wash after wash
✨ Pre-shrunk for sizing that stays put, with a signature sewn-in twill label
🧼 Care: machine wash warm, do not iron directly on the print

🛒 ORDERING
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This design was created using AI-assisted tools as part of our creative process.