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A perfect Halloween gift for anyone whose dog clearly owns the leash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIRT DETAILS — Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable \/ Retail-fit crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for a neat, modern look \/ Side seams and shoulder taping for shape retention and durability \/ Tear-away label — no itchy tag \/ REACH certified and ethically produced \/ Printed with DTG\/DTF for crisp, detailed results \/ Unisex sizing — see size chart in listing photos (size up for a relaxed fit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS — Machine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F), inside out \/ Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed \/ Tumble dry low \/ Iron on medium heat — avoid ironing directly over the design \/ Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eORDERING — Select your shirt color and size from the dropdown menus. Colors shown in mockups may vary slightly by screen. 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