{"product_id":"no-rest-for-dog-walker-1","title":"No Rest for the Dog Walker Shirt – Funny Skeleton Dog Halloween Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eVintage Halloween dog walker shirt — a skeleton dragged through a moonlit graveyard by his spirited hound under No Rest for the Dog Walker. Funny gothic folk-art gift for dog walkers and dog lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe walks never end — not even in the afterlife. Framed like an antique tavern sign, this vintage folk-art design shows a weary skeleton yanked along by a ghostly dog past a glowing lantern, crescent moon, and crooked headstone under No Rest for the Dog Walker. Crisp and detailed on the smooth Bella + Canvas 3001 tee, it is a spooky-season favorite for professional dog walkers, dog moms, and dog dads with a dark sense of humor. A perfect Halloween gift for anyone whose dog clearly owns the leash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSHIRT DETAILS — Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable \/ Retail-fit crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for a neat, modern look \/ Side seams and shoulder taping for shape retention and durability \/ Tear-away label — no itchy tag \/ REACH certified and ethically produced \/ Printed with DTG\/DTF for crisp, detailed results \/ Unisex sizing — see size chart in listing photos (size up for a relaxed fit)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS — Machine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F), inside out \/ Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed \/ Tumble dry low \/ Iron on medium heat — avoid ironing directly over the design \/ Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eORDERING — Select your shirt color and size from the dropdown menus. Colors shown in mockups may vary slightly by screen. Each shirt is made to order just for you — please allow production time before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ How to Order:\u003cbr\u003eSelect the available product options from the dropdown menus. Each item is made to order; please allow production time before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ Shop Policies:\u003cbr\u003eNo returns or exchanges unless there is a defect.\u003cbr\u003eChanges or cancellations must be requested within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ Shipping:\u003cbr\u003eMade to order. Please review the shipping estimate shown at checkout.\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary slightly due to lighting and screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ This design was created with the assistance of AI tools and refined for the finished artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48445040591004,"sku":"55525149834673972474","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48445040623772,"sku":"28765180209620157304","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Team Purple","offer_id":48445040656540,"sku":"32578829246565846285","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brown","offer_id":48445040689308,"sku":"99583313668373222159","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":48445040722076,"sku":"86819218119657608046","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48445040754844,"sku":"23506299968134764846","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48445040787612,"sku":"21966567057518397488","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Team Purple","offer_id":48445040820380,"sku":"19965315360929124581","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brown","offer_id":48445040853148,"sku":"28986589333049115971","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":48445040885916,"sku":"13391832655288916899","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48445040918684,"sku":"18683741638128485822","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48445040951452,"sku":"22284563436156007061","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Team Purple","offer_id":48445040984220,"sku":"45036893328934338888","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brown","offer_id":48445041016988,"sku":"38125685135580451179","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":48445041049756,"sku":"12760271946177632507","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48445041082524,"sku":"21727553361823219173","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48445041115292,"sku":"14341505310842296455","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Team Purple","offer_id":48445041148060,"sku":"33617481423137528863","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48445041180828,"sku":"29490326926255932326","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48445041213596,"sku":"60765516023141855619","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48445041246364,"sku":"18650657177708484679","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48445041279132,"sku":"29000045807623931628","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Team Purple","offer_id":48445041311900,"sku":"16387149166125497336","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48445041344668,"sku":"10410706104340967045","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48445041377436,"sku":"61443737114886822601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48445041410204,"sku":"13560154265933743581","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48445041442972,"sku":"31360932246477520072","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Team Purple","offer_id":48445041475740,"sku":"49727153470408968956","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brown","offer_id":48445041508508,"sku":"31091110016314892643","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48445041541276,"sku":"20085370346701942566","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9498\/9724\/files\/il_fullxfull.8417708289_es35_86911c21-0640-451f-9090-04d98a08677b.jpg?v=1794696204","url":"https:\/\/thebluegreenumbrella.com\/products\/no-rest-for-dog-walker-1","provider":"The BlueGreen Umbrella","version":"1.0","type":"link"}