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Its relaxed fit, durable stitching, and vintage vibes make it a go-to favorite for cozy, casual style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐ About: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee \/ 100% ring-spun, ethically grown US cotton \/ Medium fabric weight (6.1 oz\/yd²) \/ Relaxed fit with crew neckline for easy layering \/ Pre-shrunk for long-lasting sizing and fit \/ Signature sewn-in twill label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐ Benefits: This tee is soft, cozy, and built to last with double-needle stitching and no side seams — so it keeps its tubular shape and timeless look wear after wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐ Care: Machine wash warm \/ Do not iron directly on print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eORDERING — Select your shirt color and size from the dropdown menus. Colors shown in mockups may vary slightly by screen. 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