{"product_id":"dead-dog-walk","title":"No Rest for the Dog Walker Shirt – Funny Skeleton Dog Halloween Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny skeleton dog walker Halloween shirt — No Rest for the Dog Walker, even in the afterlife. A gothic dark humor gift for dog walkers and dog lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe walks never end — not even after death. This darkly funny halftone design shows a skeleton being dragged along by an equally bony hound under No Rest for the Dog Walker. Printed on the soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 tee, it is a spooky-season favorite for dog walkers, dog moms, and dog dads with gothic humor. A perfect Halloween gift for anyone whose dog owns the leash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExperience everyday comfort with the Comfort Colors 1717 tee—a soft-washed, garment-dyed classic made from 100% ring-spun US cotton. Its relaxed fit and vintage feel make it an easy choice for casual days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ About:\u003cbr\u003eComfort Colors 1717 adult unisex garment-dyed tee\u003cbr\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003cbr\u003eMedium fabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd²\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed fit with a crew neckline\u003cbr\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003eSignature sewn-in twill label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ Benefits:\u003cbr\u003eSoft, comfortable fabric with double-needle stitching and no side seams for a classic fit that is easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ Care:\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out.\u003cbr\u003eDo not iron directly on the printed design.\u003cbr\u003eDry on a low setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ How to Order:\u003cbr\u003eSelect your shirt color and size from the dropdown menus. Review the size chart before ordering. Each shirt is made to order—please allow production time before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ Shop Policies:\u003cbr\u003eNo returns or exchanges unless there is a defect.\u003cbr\u003eChanges or cancellations must be requested within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⭐ Shipping:\u003cbr\u003eMade to order. Please review the shipping estimate shown at checkout.\u003cbr\u003eColors may vary slightly due to lighting and screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✨ This design was created with the assistance of AI tools and refined for the finished artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48440784781468,"sku":"23317298021029311598","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":48440784814236,"sku":"30441506695140397011","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":48440784847004,"sku":"23812393343472026228","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":48440784879772,"sku":"23051457535710151732","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48440784912540,"sku":"33485637825297391307","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":48440784945308,"sku":"11674397021770455227","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":48440784978076,"sku":"31732865030989237631","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":48440785010844,"sku":"21910115413183022093","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48440785043612,"sku":"16970793781472179969","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":48440785076380,"sku":"92328443511114475118","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":48440785109148,"sku":"29090914442230118954","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":48440785141916,"sku":"42176902763277401815","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48440785174684,"sku":"16410800896756635084","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":48440785207452,"sku":"28086560916480332725","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":48440785240220,"sku":"37590074196618069064","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48440785272988,"sku":"32569323698881075922","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48440785305756,"sku":"47467845000228611711","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":48440785338524,"sku":"16294941461137603299","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":48440785371292,"sku":"13983964795936619442","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48440785404060,"sku":"14365301385324921587","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48440785436828,"sku":"18720611473931782155","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 3XL","offer_id":48440785469596,"sku":"28554731662436703861","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":48440785502364,"sku":"25834976381583001803","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48440785535132,"sku":"19763945697172624693","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9498\/9724\/files\/il_fullxfull.8369780646_8pg8.jpg?v=1794696355","url":"https:\/\/thebluegreenumbrella.com\/products\/dead-dog-walk","provider":"The BlueGreen Umbrella","version":"1.0","type":"link"}